I'm A Plastic Bag
Words by Martha Michael
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I’m a plastic bag,
Just an old plastic bag
And I never will biodegrade.
At the end of time
You’ll see that I’m
Cheaply but sturdily made.

You’ll admit it’s true
That I hold your dog’s doo
With never a leak or sag
So when written history is forgot
I’ll still be here, a plastic bag.
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