Cape May Dismay

Words by Martha Michael & Jim Harris
+ + + (to the tune of "On the Way to Cape May") + + +


I looked a little green
At our brunch in Brigantine
After dining on some fishy Albacore
And I started feeling shitty
on the way to Ocean City
as we went south along the Jersey shore.

On the way to Cape May,
I got food poisoning
Must've been that filet
We bought at Burger King

I was vomiting pure bile
as we drifted by Sea Isle.
I hit the john
when we reached Avalon.

On the way to Cape May,
I felt the need to spew
On the way to Cape May,
I blew some chunks on you.

So I'll be keepin' my head low
hangin' out the car window
On the way to Cape May
All the way to Cape May

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Re this song: A Jersey Shore Classic - defiled!